Monday, May 21, 2012

Thoity Poiple Boids

I finally found the version of this poem which I heard when I was young. Original author unknown, I repeat it here as printed in The Optimist (Abilene, Texas), Vol. 30, No. 10, Ed. 1 on Friday, Nov. 20, 1942:
Thoity poiple boids a-sittin' on the coib
A-choipin' and a-boipin' and a-eatin' doity woims
Along comes Boit and a squoit called Goit
Who woiked in a shoit factory in Joisey;
When Boit and the squoit Goit saw the thoity poiple boids
A-sittin' on the coib
A-choipin' and a-boipin' and a-eatin' doity woims,
Boy, was they pertoibed!